But in the meantime we would deeply appreciate it if you would fill out the following customer satisfaction survey. And to show that we don't expect you to labor in our baking hot survey fields for nothing, we will be giving each of you who fills out this survey 100 clerkmanifesto points, redeemable immediately in the clerkmanifesto store for, well, old blog posts that no one can find because the Internet mostly just hides things. Maybe we can get some T-shirts or something in the store eventually (you know, like "The cream rises to the top and dead things float"), but they'll probably cost a ton of points.
Customer Satisfaction Survey
(Please punch all the way through on your answers or your choice may be voided even if your intent was obvious)
1. How do you feel about this new "points for items in the clerkmanifesto store" thing?
2. What kind of posts would you like to see more of here on clerkmanifesto?
3. What stops you from demanding that everyone you know read clerkmanifesto?
4. What improvements would you like to see in the clerkmanifesto customer satisfaction surveys?
5. What's your favorite clerkmanifesto post of all time?
6. Why have you stopped reading clerkmanifesto?
1. How do you feel about this new "points for items in the clerkmanifesto store" thing?
( ) You can't fool me, I know you're kidding! Kidder!
( ) I already got a late 2013 blog post for 50 points! How can I earn more points?
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) I don't understand how I'm supposed to fill out this customer
satisfaction survey. It doesn't let me enter anything. Am I supposed to
print it out and mail it to you or something?
2. What kind of posts would you like to see more of here on clerkmanifesto?
( ) Anything where I can get more points!
( ) Anything is fine. All of your blog posts are equally nice.
( ) Excuse me. I am looking for the Google website? Do I go right or left from here?
3. What stops you from demanding that everyone you know read clerkmanifesto?
( ) I mean, I like clerkmanifesto. Really I do. I just don't think other people, anywhere, would, you know, get it.
( ) Hey! Some credit here! I recommend it all the time! Or, I mean, I did, until it got all pressury and self promotey!
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) I'm planning on doing this soon but want to build stronger
relationships with everyone I know first so I have more leverage.
4. What improvements would you like to see in the clerkmanifesto customer satisfaction surveys?
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) I would like to see more options of multiple choice answers during
the clerkmanifesto customer satisfaction survey questions.
5. What's your favorite clerkmanifesto post of all time?
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) Oh, you know, that funny one? About that thing at the library. You
remember. Oh my stomach hurt from rofling! So funny! What was it about
again?
( ) I'm here by accident and I don't understand anything that's going on. I'm so confused right now.
( ) I really feel that clerkmanifesto is a work in progress. Though I have read all 1,400 of your posts I haven't exactly liked any yet. I read it based more on its potential.
6. Why have you stopped reading clerkmanifesto?
( ) Um. I'm right here. Hello?
( ) I was briefly "Off-planet", if you know what I mean? But I'm touched you noticed I was gone and devoted an entire question to me!
( ) I don't know, when you don't talk about Grape much my attention starts to wander.
( ) I hate to have to say it, but I guess it's because it sometimes feels like you're starting to repeat yourself here.
( ) I hate to have to say it, but I guess it's because it sometimes feels like you're starting to repeat yourself here.
( ) I don't know. I really like it, usually, but then there's a joke like the "repeating" one, above, and I feel like I just need a little break. So tired. So very tired.
( ) Um, because the day's post is over?
